Water or Coca-Cola?

DID YOU KNOW:

The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid.
It will dissolve a nail in about four days.

Phosphoric acid also leaches calcium from bones
and is a major contributor to the rising increase of osteoporosis.

Phosphoric acid is used to clean the rust off cars
before they are primed and painted. Use Coke instead!!

There is enough citric acid in Coke to remove
stains from vitreous china such as toilet bowls!!

To carry Coca-Cola syrup (the concentrate) the
commercial trucks must display a Hazardous Materials
Alert Card reserved for highly corrosive materials.

The distributors of Coke have been using it to clean
the engines of their trucks for about 20 years!

You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of Coke
and it will be gone in two days.

To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers:
Rub the bumper with a rumpled-up piece of
aluminium foil dipped in Coca-Cola.

To clean corrosion from car battery terminals:
Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to
bubble away the corrosion.
    
To loosen a rusted bolt: Apply a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola
to the rusted bolt for several minutes.
(Who needs WD40?)

To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of Coke
into washing machine of greasy clothes, add detergent,
and run through a regular cycle. The Coca-Cola will help
loosen and get rid of all the grease stains.

Coke will also clean road haze and grease from your
car windscreen. Add it to your car water bottle!!!

To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the
toilet bowl and let the "real thing" sit for one hour,
then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes
stains from vitreous china.

In many American states the highway patrol carries
two gallons of Coke in the trunk to remove blood from
the road after a car accident.
    
To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into
the baking pan, wrap the ham in aluminum foil, and bake.
Thirty minutes before ham is finished, remove the foil,
allowing the drippings to mix with the Coke for
a sumptuous brown gravy.
  

Now the question is, would you like a glass of water?
  

Or a can of Coke?